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81-717: *listening to katyusha song and singing along in russian*
MVG Type A: *hears the music and comes closer* Entschuldigung! (Excuse me!)
81-717: *notices, that MVG Type A talked to it and shuts off music* Oh, hi there blender[1]!
MVG Type A: Hey! I am not a blender! I am MVG Type A! Anyway, what was that song you listened to and sang along?
81-717: The name of that song is "Katyusha." It's a war song which was composed in 1938. In my homeland it's still popular.
MVG Type A: I see. Thanks for the explanation. *suddenly a MVG's compressor kicks in making loud rumbling noise*
81-717: *gets shocked* Что это за фигня?! (What the hell is that?!)
MVG Type A: *shuts compressor down* Sorry. That was my compressor. What a noisy boy it is, isn't it?
81-717: Боже мой! (Oh my god!) That was really loud! It reminds me of one my colleagues who had faulty compressor and was rumbling as loud as you. My compressor is more silent. Look. *starts up it's compressor making a noise simmiliar to diesel engine and a few seconds later shuts it down*
MVG Type A: That sounded like diesel locomotive staying on place with it's engine on.
81-717: Yeah, but much more silent. than your loud thumper.
MVG Type A: Whatever.
Notes.
[1] Blender is a made up nickname of mine for MVG Type A train. It's a metaphore, based on fact, that MVG Type A sounds like a spun up blender when it goes at maximum speed.
If you want to make a very fast ride, just disable ATB/ZUB, put trottle to 1.00 and enjoy.
In my Avatar is a Logo of a Prague metro.
Sorry for my bad English. I am Czech and i am learning English